i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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