you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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