I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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