that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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