Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Is Oprah even human
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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