I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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