Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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