I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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