She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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