Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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