His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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