I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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