We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
