I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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