You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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