Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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