so that wasnt chicken after all
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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