When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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