I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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