You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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