he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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