I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
What a dumb baby whore.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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