What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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