What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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