I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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