ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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