cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
