Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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