Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
His nipple licking is glorious
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