Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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