I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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