god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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