I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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