You really coming over, don't trick.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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