put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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