How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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