Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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