i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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