I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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