I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My breasts were aching with rage.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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