She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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