I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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