After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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