i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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