do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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