She is in my trunk
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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