we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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