You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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