Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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