if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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