That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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