Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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