If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
