I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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