so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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