Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Randomize
