People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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