so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Buhtt sex?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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